29 September 2007

Ashley Naylon is a Bitch

Ashley, you're a piece of shit. I don't know why anyone likes you, or why you think you can be so picky. You're taller than most men, and you have a big, square, manly jaw. You should be grateful anyone would want a beast like you.

I'm glad you joined the National Guard, because that means you could get sent to Iraq, and Al-Qaeda could capture you and saw your head off on video. That would be the funniest thing ever.

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